The End of the World Was Today
It is my unfortunate duty to inform you that despite the rumors, the world did not end. While people love to claim the end of the world is near, once again someone claimed the sky was falling when it was not.
So I hope you didn’t spend your September 23 buying into the horror fiction of a lunatic. Instead, I hope you did something worthy of your time. Perhaps you finished a project, spent time with your family and didn’t keep one eye on the sky wondering what would happen next.
On September 28, we have a chance to embrace the crazies again when the “Blood Moon Apocalypse” takes place. While it’s definitely good news for the insane Christian minister John Hagee who quoted biblical scripture to justify his claims of the end of the world, Matthew 24:36 summed it up best. “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” Which plain and simply means, you don’t know shit asshole, take a seat. Stop pimping your book.